Numskull:I don't need to. No work tomorrow.
Mighty Peking Man: hey - I cut already
Numskull: Fine...I'm just saying
Mighty Peking Man: dude! uh. For some reason, I had a hard time talking about THE CROW. Couldn't think of anything.
Numskull: Well, were you planning on doing this with me or did you just decide to do it out of the blue?
Mighty Peking Man: I did it out of the blue. But I'm sure this will be the most memorable commentary since you're crapping on half the people that visited the forum.
Numskull: Hey, if people want to hate me, they are at liberty to do so. I'm used to it. Ryan hates me anyway.
Mighty Peking Man: Dude, make fun of more people. I'll say a name, you comment on them. Ready?
Mighty Peking Man: Raven
Numskull: Way too hung up on Van Damme, and he is now dismissing Jackie Chan too easily. And his wife keeps dragging him to see crappy Hollywood stuff. But if I had a wife I probably would let her do that too, so I'll just shut my mouth as far as wedded bliss (or lack thereof) is concerned...
Mighty Peking Man: Alexander
Numskull: He is one of the most respectable people to ever have a presence on the site, I think. I wish he would write more reviews but he says there are some films he's seen where he can't come up with anything to say about them.
Mighty Peking Man: Sifu
Numskull: His refusal to watch any American film is stupid. I liked watching him make fun of Ryan though. Also his taste in music isn't a whole lot like mine but it's better than Average Joe's.
Mighty Peking Man: The gZa
Numskull: Actually I don't know much about him. None of his forum posts stands out in my mind.
Mighty Peking Man: Mighty Peking Man
Numskull: Faggot. "Watching Mickey Rourke in this movie gives me a hard on" = FAGGOT
Mighty Peking Man: That's it! BRING OUT THE GIMP! ...... Ryan Lundgren
Numskull: Colossal idiocy. And he's even worse on those rare occasions when he's sober.
Mighty Peking Man: Alvin George
Numskull: I don't read many of his posts cuz I don't care about (or know much about) low budget 80s action flicks.
Mighty Peking Man: Bentley Siu-Lung
Numskull: He's another one where I don't have much to say. "Bentley" is a cool name, though.
Mighty Peking Man: Woody Invincible
Numskull: The guy who plugs his own website, right? I've never been there...nothing against him, I've just never bothered.
Mighty Peking Man: Goldenfist
Numskull: Ah yes, the guy who thinks Hollywood is prejudiced against Asians. I don't think it's a matter of prejudice, I think it's just a matter of there not being many notable Asian actors on this side of the pond.
Mighty Peking Man: Kioko
Numskull: I dunno. Sorry. Who's the one who said the fights in KOTD sucked because of the camera positioning?
Mighty Peking Man: Fuck, I can't find that guy who complained about the KOD angles and said Corey Yuen should be hung!
Numskull: Whoever he is, he sucks... Laos?
Mighty Peking Man: I don't know.
Numskull: Well, shit
Mighty Peking Man: But any more you wanna comment on that I may have missed (from the regular forum visitors)
Numskull: Nope. Most of the real idiots come and go, never to be heard from again, like Jan-Michael Barlow. I wish Vic would post more on the forum. Hey that reminds me...
Mighty Peking Man: yeah?
Numskull: There was a "Nguyen" family on FAMILY FEUD a while ago, and one of its member was named Victory. Do you know if that was OUR Victor Nguyen?
Numskull: Victor, not Victory!
Mighty Peking Man: LOL! I don't know man!
Numskull: Louie Anderson sucks
Mighty Peking Man: Alright man, I'm done.
Numskull: Hey, was it Wah Dee who didn't like the KOTD fights?
Mighty Peking Man: I don't know but fuck it, let's make him the one who said it.
Mighty Peking Man: LOL
Numskull: our new scapegoat
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, for now on, if we have nobody to blame, let's blame Wah Dee just cuz he picked a fucked up nick! And I hope that's not his real name! LOL!
Numskull: I never figured it was a nickname...never gave it any thought.
Mighty Peking Man: Oh well.
Numskull: Ever thought about getting a hit-o-meter?
Mighty Peking Man: Yea, had one back in the day. I was getting about 100 hits a night. That was back in the FOTES days (when my site was called FIST OF THE EAST STAR: A Jackie Chan Site).
Numskull: Damn. What about now?
Mighty Peking Man: Now, I don't give a shit. I mean I do - but....I'm sure I'm getting if not the same or more hits.
Numskull: Cool. I just like to know that more people than the ones we always see on the forum are reading. It's good to know I'm not writing reviews for an audience of, like, 12 people including Ryan fucking Lundgren.
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, there are. I get emails from a lot of unknowns who don't write reviews or visit the forum. Lots of people just cruise on.
Numskull: Well, MY mind is at ease.
Mighty Peking Man: Nah. I get lots of compliments and emails. One day, one of you muther fucker's might get noticed and be the next Leonard Maltin.
Numskull: Not if the person who does the noticing reads my Shaolin Wooden Men review. Then I'm fucked.
Mighty Peking Man: A good way to tell: look at how the audience changes in the last couple of years. New names in the forum. It's all recycled.
Numskull: Yeah, I know. Unfortunately it looks like we're stuck with Ryan for good...
Mighty Peking Man: LOL!
Numskull: Are you ever gonna try another critic info form?
Mighty Peking Man: I don't know. Too much work man. Ryan is cool man. It could be worse. He just needs to stop watching bad Ninja films from the 80's
Numskull: Ryan is cool? Now I've heard everything. I'm gonna send you my WING CHUN review now. It's review #85 for me. Can you fucking believe that?
Mighty Peking Man: Really? You've written more than me possibly? You should make your own website? Wait, don't do that. Otherwise you won't write for mine.
Numskull: I dunno. I was bored at work and started wondering who had written the most. So I counted mine. I have 84 posted.
Mighty Peking Man: Holy shit.