Mighty Peking Man: Let's make this one more interesting than the one I did with Numskull.
Rintor: Sure, no problemo
Mighty Peking Man: Ready?
Mighty Peking Man: Go!
Rintor: Who Am I? it sounds kind of like that one skit. You know Who's on First?
Mighty Peking Man: What?
Rintor: No Who!
Mighty Peking Man: What the HELL you talkin' about?
Rintor: Not what, WHO! The title. Who Am I? Reminds me of that skit Who's on First?
Mighty Peking Man: Never heard of it man. I stopped watching Children's programs. I remember "Double Dare" though.
Rintor: Hehe, anyway Who Am I? starts out with that scene where the funky T-100 metal in the canister blows up.
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, sure does. Those special effects were pretty good - for Hong Kong standards.
Rintor: True, but I can relate to that guy that drove, I'm a courier. When something has to be on time it's,your job on the line. However, it blew up in his face.
Mighty Peking Man: The best thing about Who Am I? is that Japanese babe. I'd love to shag her.
Rintor: Me too. Cause I'm dead sexy! Whew. Speaking of which, they way he met her was quite funny.
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, it was clever. The whole "numb" mouth scene was classic. They show that chick's nipples in "Sleepless Town"..
Rintor: Wow. Let's review that movie next.
Mighty Peking Man: You've seen it?
Rintor: No, but I'm going to. Nippples! Of course I'd do anything with breasts. One question though. When did Jackie become a Rally driver?
Mighty Peking Man: A rally driver? What do you mean? We're talkin' about WHO AM I? not THUNDERBOLT.
Rintor: Yeah, but Jackie got in that damn Mitsubishi and drove like Al Unser.
Mighty Peking Man: Okay, now I remember. I'm sure he had lots of stunt doubles for that part. I still think all Chinese are bad drivers. I got living "friends" as proof.
Rintor: By the way, is Jackie the OFFICIAL Mitsubishi sponsor or something? He has one in just (cont
Rintor: about every single one of his movies. Good Lord!
Mighty Peking Man: I think so. Ever since WHEELS ON MEALS, "mitsubishi" has been a co-star in his movies. I heard he gets a prototype of each new designed vehicle that comes out - like the one in Armour of God and Operation Condor.
Rintor: Geez. Does he get the sponsor girl too? It seems that might be why none of the women in his movies can act, with a few exceptions.
Mighty Peking Man: Few exceptions like...Maggie Cheung, Bridgette Lynn and Joey Wang.
Rintor: Michell Yeoh. YEOW BAby! One of my favorite scenes is when Jackie is captured and then escapes. How the fuck did he do that damn stunt?
Mighty Peking Man: Are you talking about the one where he has his hands cuffs and he jumps through??
Rintor: No,the one where he wraps himself up in the rope the jumps off the ledge and unwinds. It was fucking nuts!
Mighty Peking Man: Well shit, both of those are amazing.
Rintor: A"freakin"mazing. Anyway. So, Jackie is a spy and can't remember his name. Sounds dull, but it's not. The movie is impressive and keeps you in your seat.
Mighty Peking Man: True. I think it's the last JC film that I really enjoyed in the same vein as "Police Story". It helps when you got Benny Chan directing.
Rintor: True, of course you recognize what Jackie is doing right? He can't do big stunts anymore. He's getting old and having to rely on humor.
Mighty Peking Man: I don't know about that. I think that 'winding' thing was pretty instense. I'm half his age and I 'd get really hurt trying that.
Rintor: Well, the fact that he has no cartlidge in his knees doesn't help him.
Mighty Peking Man: Oh! What do we have here? Mr. "I know everything about Jackie Chan".
Rintor: well, I did read his bio book. Do I get an award?
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, I'll send you a copy of RUMBLE IN HONG KONG.
Rintor: Lord no. Thanks, but I'll pass. I have a copy of To Kill With Intrigue and that is more evil than I should have.
Mighty Peking Man: Speaking of awards, the 'worst actress award' goes to that reporter babe.
Rintor: She was fucking annoying. But I'd do her.
Mighty Peking Man: I'd do them both. The two girls I mean.
Rintor: Heh, well anyway - the most annoying part is when they are all stuck in the car together. She annoyed me, but it was still a cool scene.
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, that whole car chase was done well. Reminded me of old school Jackie Chan (mid 80's).
Rintor: Defintely, it seems like Jackie was trying to do a movie that would satisfy all the hardcore fans.
Mighty Peking Man: Probably. That rooftop fight is classic.
Rintor: I broke my remote replaying that one. It's one of the coolest fight scenes ever.
Mighty Peking Man: You know what part I thought was really cute?
Mighty Peking Man: Where that babe tries to scare Jackie in the hospital.
Rintor: Haha, If I was Jackie I would've punched her.
Mighty Peking Man: What's WHO AM I?'s best moment?
Rintor: The funniest moment is when Jackie sends all that damn money to the 'Save the Children' foundation. The best moment would have to be when Jackie slides down the side of the building.
Mighty Peking Man: No way. That scene was over-edited. Did you see how many cuts there was? At least a dozen!
Rintor: True... but it was still impressive none the less.
Mighty Peking Man: I wonder if his character ever gets his memory back.
Rintor: Maybe, but does that mean he would go back to being a mercenary?
Mighty Peking Man: Hmmm I think he'd call it quits.
Rintor: I could just see it, one night while getting a mid night snack."Whoa. Geez that's one ugly chick I wish I hadn't remembered I screwed."
Mighty Peking Man: I think Jackie should make another Drunken Master movie.
Rintor: Drunken Master 3: The hangover
Mighty Peking Man: Wonder what dimension films would re-title it as?
Rintor: Tomb Raider 2
Mighty Peking Man: Yeah, no shit.
Rintor: I swear they have crack smokers re-title movies.
Mighty Peking Man: Actually, "Legend of the Drunken Master" wasn't a bad title.
Rintor: Maybe they hired somebody new. And after he titled it decently, they fired him cause they didn't like it.
Mighty Peking Man: Okay man, what's the greatest Jackie Chan film of all time in your opinion? Don't even say "Half A Loaf".
Rintor: Greatest JC film would have to be Drunken Master 2.
Mighty Peking Man: Nah way man. As far as pacing, plot and action. Police Story does it for me.
Rintor: Ok, It's a tie. Damn he makes good movies.
Mighty Peking Man: He did. Actually, Iwonder why he stopped directing. To tell you the truth, I think he's a better director than anything. Look at all the films he has done. The timeless classics are the one's HE directed.
Rintor: Not Always. DM 1 and 2 were done by Yuen Woo Ping and Lau Kar Leung.
Mighty Peking Man: Well, yeah. Actually Drunken Master II was mostly done by Jackie Chan. You can tell where Jackie took over.
Mighty Peking Man: Hopefully, he'll direct his next movie. But...I don't think that'll happen for awhile. He's gotta do a Shanghai Noon sequel, some shit with Spielberg and some other film...so who knows. We may never see a "Jackie Chan" film ever again.
Rintor: Not 'til he feels like he can't do action movies anymore. Didn't he direct Gen X Cops?
Mighty Peking Man: No, he produced it. Benny Chan, director of the film we're talking about today, directed it.
Rintor: Ah,damn. Benny Chan is good.
Mighty Peking Man: I like him. But his sequel to "Gen X Cops" sucked major chunks. Have you seen it?
Rintor: No, it sounded bad. Sequels can suck hardcore monkey donkey dick.
Mighty Peking Man: Read my review sometime. You wanna see a good Benny Chan film? Get BIG BULLET with Lau Ching Wan. I'm going to be having a DVD contest pretty soon and BIG BULLET is one of the prizes.
Rintor: Cool. Did I win?
Mighty Peking Man: Read what I just said.
Rintor: I know what you said. But I won right? Right? RIGHT?!?
Mighty Peking Man: I'm filipino. I can't be bought.
Rintor: What about threatened?
Mighty Peking Man: Nope. You threaten me in a dream you better wake up and apologize. So back to WHO AM I?
Rintor: You're Jeff.
Mighty Peking Man: Very funny.
Rintor: Of course.
Mighty Peking Man: Closing comments on Who Am I?
Rintor: Good movie, two thumbs up. Good fight and good stunts. Ignore the annoying reporter. And for your information, you're Jeff.
Mighty Peking Man: That'd be who I am?
Rintor: But if you're Jeff, then WHO AM I?!?
Rintor: Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!
Mighty Peking Man: Garey Busey! No....Don Deluise
Mighty Peking Man: Well, my thoughts on Who Am I?.....The last Jackie Chan movie I really enjoyed since first watching Police Story and made me watch Sleepless town so I can see that babe in action.
Mighty Peking Man: Black nipples!
Mighty Peking Man: Black Japanese Nipples! By the way Rintor, how come you never write reviews for this site anymore?
Rintor: I'm busy as fuck. I go to college and I work and I have a girlfriend.
Mighty Peking Man: Good enough
Rintor: The time I do have is spent reading, playing video games or working on my own site. But I did a review not too long ago.
Mighty Peking Man: on?
Rintor: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon was one.
Mighty Peking Man: alright man. It's been fun. I got this shit saved.
Rintor: Awesome. See ya man.