Fist of Fury II
"...I made one terrible mistake: I put the tape into my VCR..."
Fist of Fury II (1976)
AKA: Chinese Connection II
Director: To Lo Po (Jimmy Shaw)
Action Director: Tommy Lee
Cast: Ho Chung Tao (aka Bruce Li), Lo Lieh, Ti Fung, Lee Quinn, Yasuyoshi Shikamura, Jimmy Nam
Running Time: 90 min.
Plot: The sequel to Bruce Lee's "Fist of Fury". Once again, Bruce Li takes revenge against the Japanese.
PERKELE'S REVIEW: This got to be the worst piece of crap I've ever managed to sit through. And that was not an easy task, shit no, that was the ultimate pain in the ass. I recall trying to watch this about some half a year ago with a heavy amount of alcohol running in my veins but after the first 40 minutes or so I had to give up. It was just too embarrassing how horrendously bad this "movie" was. Bad, bad, bad, BAD. I hid the cursed tape somewhere under the cushions of my sofa hoping that someday it'll completely disappear [as has happened to every goddamn piece of valuable property that have ever coincidentally dropped on that settee]! Needless to say, after a few months, when I sat on my sofa I felt something hard under my beautiful buttocks. And there it still was, that one goddamn tape meant to be forever destroyed! So having a serious fever on that lousy Sunday afternoon, I made one terrible mistake: I put the tape into my VCR, and believe me, I've regretted that deed ever since. "Fist of Fury II" combines all the worst elements from the original. I can't even think of the words what would describe how poor this whole film is! Hell, I wasn't even able to watch another Bruce Li film for a WHOLE WEEK! [Sorry about the limited arguments to support my opinion but something in my organism just gives me a terrible headache whenever I start thinking about this film.]
PERKELE'S RATING: 0/10