Lewd Lizard

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"Great 70's type porn music and campy production values make LL a raunchy fun film."

- Gwailo


Lewd Lizard (1979)

AKA: Chong

Director: Wang Yung-ling, Norman Chu

Cast: Norman Chu, Xiao Hua, Jiang Shan

Running Time: ?

Plot: See Gwailo's review below.

Reviews

GWAILO'S REVIEW: What a deranged flick! David leaves his girlfriend behind to study abroad. The both proclaim their undying love for one another and his girlfriend promises to wait for him (We all know better). Upon returning to HK, David finds his girlfriend has married someone else. Betrayed, Davey-boy goes nuts. He seeks revenge on his ex, her new beau, and the beau's gang. For no other reason than plot device, David hoofs it to the sea shore. There he find lizards and a budding scheme. He begins to frequent ho-houses and then befriends a female at a seaside resort who helps him steal panties from changing booths, a great excuse for some t&a. Now David turns into a mad scientist (this must have been his field of study overseas). Mixing the essence of the dirty panties with fluids from various reptiles, then injecting the results into lizards, he creates... lewd lizards. He begins to mete out punishment, via lizard, to his wrong doers. Shoving them where the sun seldom shines and watching his victims writhe in ecstasy, then agony. Great 70's type porn music and campy production values make LL a raunchy fun film. It's a shame the warped imagination that bred films like this and used to permeate HK cinema is almost gone. A must see film.

GWAILO'S RATING: 8/10